This Is Not A Hat

Hi, I'm Katie. I like Homestuck and I do stuff. Actually, I don't do stuff.
But who cares.
May 19 '12
  • Society: Every girl is beautiful.
  • Fat girls: Really?
  • Skinny girls: Really?
  • Curvy girls: Really?
  • Scene girls: Really?
  • Preppy girls: Really?
  • White girls: Really?
  • Black girls: Really?
  • Society: Wait let me be more specific
  • Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
  • Girls:
  • Society:
  • Girls:
  • Society:
  • Girls:
  • Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?

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May 19 '12
Dancing Mad: I have really weird dreams

lizawithazed:

shoona:

I had a dream that I signed up to do this little fake war thing that happened every year in the city and so I took my brothers air soft gun andf I got there and Nick Fury yelled at me and then started giving me guns and I’m like WAIT WHY ARE THESE REAL GUNS I…

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May 19 '12

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May 19 '12

intomybubble:

Oh hey a Eridan/Feferi appreciation post

{♒}{♓}{♒}{♓}{♒}{♓}{♒}{♓}{♒}{♓}

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May 19 '12
andy-shunsho: jiontwings: andy am i doing it right i know you know you need this OH GOD SORRY I DIDN’T SEE IT SOONER I WAS KIND OF DRAWING THIS MYSELF WOW YOU ARE THE GREATEST THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED IN MY LIFE. LOOK AT THEM FONDUING LIKE THE PRECIOUS BABES THEY ARE. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. AHhhhh I feel a little better already. -V; oops typos when im excited and in pain

andy-shunsho:

jiontwings:

andy am i doing it right

i know you know you need this

OH GOD SORRY I DIDN’T SEE IT SOONER I WAS KIND OF DRAWING THIS MYSELF WOW YOU ARE THE GREATEST THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED IN MY LIFE.

LOOK AT THEM FONDUING LIKE THE PRECIOUS BABES THEY ARE.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

AHhhhh I feel a little better already. -V;

oops typos when im excited and in pain

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May 19 '12

askrichhorseguy:

As long as I can’t post anything proper, have some really old sketches.

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May 19 '12
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katzmatt:

canni8al:

synnesai:

yeah

i knew i could count on you, fandom

knew it before i clicked

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May 19 '12
shadowednarrator: brasspistol: cobyfrog: Agent Coulson, the most bad-ass human being ever. And the most patriotic. crying, openly, hysterically, The Best Avenger.

shadowednarrator:

brasspistol:

cobyfrog:

Agent Coulson, the most bad-ass human being ever. And the most patriotic.

crying, openly, hysterically,

The Best Avenger.

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May 19 '12

isitmadness:

pissexual:

stereolights:

popyawhitecollarsup:

livin-la-vida-lokiii:

I GOT KIND OF SCARED WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS BECAUSE I THOUGHT HIS ARM WAS JOINED BETWEEN THE PICTURES AND I THOUGHT ‘OH SHIT TOMS BROKE THE INTERNET’ AND THEN I REALISED..


HOLY SHIT ME TOO ITS 3D OR SOME SHIT OMG THATS COOL

SHIT A BRICK FOR A SEC THERE

WHOA damn

forever reblog hiddleston’s magic arm

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May 19 '12
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shadowednarrator:

wendythang:

zombieskully:

i have this on my ipod

i listen to it often

How have I just now found this!?!?

(Source: ruinswithstrings)

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